1. Co-commentated my newly minted Olympic event, in which there were eight wonky ping-pong tables, 16 flying bouncing balls, four flush Scandinavians, and the vocal stylings of Bob Costas.

2. Co-hosted a tribute to Teri Garr with Robert Osbourne, although misguidedly featuring a line-up of films, such as National Lampoon’s Vacation and Dances with Wolves, in which Teri Garr never starred.

3. Co-managed a KFC franchise in full-on Betty Draper mode, complete with lace, crinoline and heels.