The Olympics, reaffirming my life’s goal of NEVER achieving anything spectacular on an international scale. Go team!

Bob Costas, you have magical eyes. Cris Collinsworth, I can’t quit you. Also: Netherlands volleyball, diving Despatie, Michael Phelps flip turns: how I miss thee.

And, to beat it all, the daily cycling remains on track. Ha! Now that is what you call a world record feat.